Nine Pearls

Further proof that “Libertarian” is actually shorthand for “egomaniacal fuckwit,” the skeevy old crank that owns the Bunny Ranch in Nevada is fund raising for the Ron Paul Revolution.

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with Maureen Dowd?

Hateful Stereotypes Behind 5 Lovable Cereal Mascots via Odie.

Funny. Don’t seem to remember any complaints when she was nominated for Koufax Awards. Guess it’s only fun to “resister” blog awards that you’re not nominated for. Ahem.

Sam on Fortune Cookies.

Too cute.

I’m actually sort of excited about Indiana Jones 4.

Accomplished women.

Shoplifting seagulls and cats that take the bus for fish and chips.

Noodling for catfish.

Russian woman’s 12th baby weighs in at 17.1 lbs

Worst jewelry ever.

A New Breakthrough in Goth Studies.

Disney’s CEO is a great big baby over baby videos.

Filed Under: Parents 1, Smart-Ass, Teenage Son, 0

Interesting history of Lane Bryant

Vote for Gainesville! (Properly pronounced gaynz-vull, thank you very much.) Believe me… that place ain’t cute.

Did you know that there’s an Independent Women’s Football League? Via More Cowbell

‘Feminist’ discussion of transpeople bingo via Belledame

Possibly racist fashion police in Atlanta. Via Waiting for Dorothy.

Best Ron Paul take-down of the week.

More manhole covers than you can shake a stick at.

Fancy cupcake blog. Mmmmmm.

Good one from BFP.

The Death Cat.

The brave little chihuahua.

Burglar defeated with wine and cheese.

Beer-ded ladies.

OMG. I hate my generation all of a sudden.

Hit Coffee on merging.

What Bono Doesn’t Say About Africa.

I love this entry.

American’s Views on Homosexuality as a Choice Changing

Gay pair’s photo blacked out of yearbook at NJ high school.

Mark Morford has officially turned into the grumpy old man of “alternative” culture. Bravo to him.

Winners of the Asshole of the Week Award. Either, it’s a scam (which makes them assholes.) Or, they’re obnoxious, entitled, and disgusting (which also makes them assholes.)

This blog is rated pg-13. Parental guidance is suggested.

Where do Hollywood Babies come from?

Americans are getting shorter.

Rampant Cat Action due to Global Warming. Via Cookie Jill.

Eminem deemed “too misogynistic” by Marilyn Manson. “First of all, I don’t drive. And I wouldn’t put a girl in a trunk; that’s where I keep other stuff.”

I love stupid bank robbery stories.

Man hospitalised by hamster. Via The Cap’n.

15 Reasons Mister Rogers Was the Best Neighbor Ever

The First Carnival for Radical Action.

Nexy has an interesting entry up on “trans terminology.”

Any of this sound familiar? via Vox

More Cowbell on Spice Wimpiness.

You know your mama loves you when she knits you a luchador!

What the hell did they put in German Popsicles?

The Great Toledo Mother’s Day Brawl.

There’s a Carnival of Macaroni and Cheese, because, I suppose, there’s a Carnival out there for everything else. Via Dustbury.

What the hell were these people thinking?

Forget that other book, Heather Corinna finally put out the Scarleteen book!

Why?

Emily’s dog is cute!

The Cap’n may have written my favorite Take Back the Blog entry.

Poobah’s Dick Cheney entry made me smile. I do think that Cheney is human, though my husband is convinced that he’s an android. He’s not “good people,” but really he’s way less robotic than a lot of politicians. Why would an android scowl that much?

The folks at Nylabone may want to reconsider that particular design.

“If Chris Muir drew Charles Schulz’s Peanuts, for example, he wouldn’t have bothered drawing a panel showing Lucy pulling the football away at the last minute when Charlie Brown tries to kick it. That would be too Old School for him. Instead, Muir would just have Lucy say, “Democrats always pull the football away at the last minute when you are trying to kick it, Charlie Brown.” Lucy and Charlie Brown would also probably be in their underwear.”

BlackAmazon should win her competition! I demand it of the Universe!! Demand! Demand!

Mike Gallagher on the Westboro Baptist decision. What a weird position to be in.

Men Seldom Make Passes at Girls Who Wear Glasses. Dr. Zaius runs through some cliches.

Devious Diva is being threatened and harassed.

I like Amy’s recent post about definitions and feminism.

Well, you knew it would happen. This time around it’s Chan-woo Park instead of Marilyn Manson. Clearly, 23 year old men having access to Korean movies is the new bane of society.

Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat

FINGER MONKEYS!!

‘Seriously, is Cheney trying to make himself into a cartoon supervillian?’

The Top 5= most dangerous roads in the world.

OMFG!

Official State Easter Eggs from Wonkette.

Dunnies! I’m not sure what they are, exactly, but apparently they sell like hotcakes!

Keith Richards snorts his own dad.

Vote for Sanjaya! Anything to piss off the folks at The O’Reilly Factor.

“It hits me sometimes that I wish all of us would sing. It used to be the only group entertainment we had. We, as folk, all sang together.”

What’s your permanent age? via Dustbury.

I never did like the American Girl line.

Strangest fishtank ever.

I was interviewed.

There’s Bad Ideas. Then, there’s Bat Ideas.

Ninja Turtles. Nazis.

What is it with breakfast restaurants? Does serving pancakes bring out the bigot in a person?

‘The Time I Took Drugs With Gay Devil-Worshipping Bikers’ by Joshua Taylor, Age 13

Interesting blog entry about blogging. Gotta love those.

Inforgraphic on The Secret

Heh. Hippie Names. I recently discovered that someone named their kid Ember Sativa. How mean is that?

Jean Baudrillard died yesterday.

Kai has a kick ass entry up about a series of new maps.

There are a few occupations out there, where it’s inadvisable to start a second career as a meth dealer, and school principal is at the top of that list.

I am not alone in hatred of February.

Yet Another Duggar.

Hee. Conservapedia “is an online resource and meeting place where we favor Christianity and America.”