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Genuine Ron Paul Activism

I can deal with the writer’s strike, because I have all the entertainment I need for the time being, thanks to Ron Paul and his loyal army of flying monkeys.

I’m thinking that it’s time to cash in on the Paul Parade.

So, anyone that’s part of the Ron Paul Revolution is cordially invited to send me money. In return, I’ll collect naked people, because Ron Paul doesn’t believe that the federal government should have a say whether or not you wear clothing, and on January 3rd, 2008, I’ll co-ordinate the largest nude political statement of all time. See, what we’ll do is this:

We’ll take the naked people and give them hot cocoa, laced with methamphetamine—because Ron Paul doesn’t support the drug war, see? And, after we get the naked people all geeked out and power-charged, we’ll arrange them in pleasing patterns, which can only be seen from above. Because, you know, Ron Paul soars above us like an Eagle of Freedom. Then, to the beat of the national anthem, we’ll have the naked people march in the rhythm of Liberty, holding sparklers, maybe, marching out the Bill of Rights, one article at a time. And, who ever is manning the blimp that day, can take video of the spectacle.

It’ll be beautiful.

But, I need money—meth and cocoa and naked people and sparklers ain’t cheap, in this dying over-regulated economy. So, if all those Paul Voters could just make checks payable to “Naked Grab for Cash” that would be awesome.

tags: funny, politics, ron paul