Justin is Mad
I’m not a Justin Timberlake fan. I think he’s sort of a moron. And, I don’t mean that in a cruel way—he can do the ‘sing and dance’ thing, and he’s rich and famous and all, and he seemed very sweet at some award show I watched after Johnny Cash died. I think perhaps that the Mickey Mouse Club tutors just… sort of sucked. So… he’s a moron, but it’s not really his fault, see?
On the other hand, my sister and one of my very best friends, Angela, thinks he’s eye-brow raising, shake-your-head hot. And, that’s one of the best kinds of hot. (Edited to add: And, Josh thinks he’s dreamy.)
And, while the boy doesn’t really do it for me (and I’m no judge of male beauty, for real. I suck at it. Unless a man is obviously hot and putting The Sex waaaay out there, like Brad Pitt or George Clooney, or D’Angelo in that one video, or Johnny Depp in Eyeliner, or young Antonio Banderas speaking Spanish, I really just miss it half the time. Sorry. Or Heath Ledger’s accent. Or, Sawyer and Sayid on Lost. Or, Jake Gyllenhaal’s torso in The Good Girl. Damn.)
Mmmmm… wait… um… where was I?
Justin Timberlake!
Yeah!
Anway, I think Timberlake is okay, I guess. A little vacant, but okay.
And, then I ran across this on Amazon:
What. The. Fuck?
I don’t even know where to start.
I mean… why is he crushing a disco ball in Ryan Seacrest’s hand-me-downs?
Did the disco ball make him mad? Is anyone else sort of reminded of Michael Jackson telling Wesley Snipes “your butt is mine” in the Bad video? Has Justin Timberlake lost his fucking mind?
On the other hand, it’s just so… insanely bizarre and off-putting and New Wave for no reason, that I kind of like Timberlake a bit more, now. So, millions of dollars in marketing weren’t wasted on me.
Sometimes it’s fun to judge a book by it’s cover.
tags: music
Timberlake=peddler of bad music
— clampett Aug 15, 07:04 PM #
Not to mention that it sort of looks like someone photoshopped his head onto a tiny, skinny body.
— Bella Aug 16, 11:05 AM #
I thought he was just skinny, which probably is part of why don’t really think of him as being uber-hot.
— Veronica Aug 16, 02:20 PM #
yeah they figured a perplexing shot of him assaulting party supplies would distract everyone from the wretched music that lay within
— cainnum Aug 16, 05:26 PM #
Now, I don’t want to sound like a teeny-bopper here…but I think Justin Timberlake is dreamy. Doesn’t he sing or something? ...not important, he exsists for the sole reason of making magazine covers (and the occasional episode of Punk’d) prettier.
— Josh Aug 16, 06:25 PM #
I think it is an indication of my high self esteem that I’m willing to admit this—especially after posting the pro-Carlos Mencia comment—but Justin Timberlake is cool. Maybe I just have poor taste.
— Shemsi Aug 17, 08:38 PM #
Hahahaaaaa. You make me laugh.
— Maria Aug 18, 11:35 AM #