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Can I just say that if weed results in your dog talking to you, then perhaps just saying no is your best option?

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6 October, 11:32 PM
  1. I don’t know what kind of Guatemalan insanity weed this girl is smoking, but they sure didn’t have pot that made dogs talk to you when I was in high school.


    Vanessa    Oct 6, 11:37 PM    #
  2. Maybe the problem isn’t that she’s smoking weed, but that she’s self-medicating for undiagnosed schizophrenia?


    Veronica    Oct 7, 12:38 PM    #
  3. Dude, if it were a ferret, it would have eaten her weed by now


    Sam    Oct 7, 07:11 PM    #
  4. BTW, are you still pregnant?

    When I was in my last week, I made my husband take me to weird places just so that I’d have a cool story if I went into labor there. Liquor stores, movie theaters showing the Exorcist remake, Wal-Mart furniture sections, you name it

    I’m a terrible, terrible woman.


    Vanessa    Oct 9, 12:27 AM    #
  5. Um I meant Omen remake. Not Exorcist remake.


    Vanessa    Oct 10, 01:01 AM    #
  6. The Omen remake would actually be a lot funnier.


    Veronica    Oct 10, 02:54 PM    #

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