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Let’s say that you’re a quilter.

You make quilts.

And, you want to make a quilt for the local leader of the Gay Steelworker’s Union.

Well, do I have the fabric for you.

Check it out:

What if you’re more the firefighting type?

Viola!

Cowboys? Why, yes, indeed.

But, what if all that muscle is just too much for you?

What if you need something more down to earth?

More accessible?

How about… the UPS guy?

tags: funny
29 September, 05:58 PM
  1. my sister actually is a quilter. Not sure what she’d think of this, but I sure could sleep soundly under the boys every night…

    The firemen in particular remind me of a fine young man I used to date, a few years back. Ah, memories.


    more cowbell    Sep 29, 06:05 PM    #
  2. That is amazing. I love everyone of those!


    Melissa    Sep 30, 08:25 PM    #
  3. Denim shorts and workboots work for me!


    Octogalore    Oct 1, 04:25 PM    #
  4. I much prefer the UPS man.


    DaisyDeadhead    Oct 2, 09:17 AM    #
  5. wouldn’t the first one be for the gay carpenter’s union? be that as it may, this makes me want to get my sewing machine out of the storage room.


    nexyjo    Oct 3, 01:09 PM    #
  6. I guess they’re construction workers.


    Veronica    Oct 3, 06:24 PM    #
  7. demented. delicious. and my sewing machine is about three feet away.


    alphabitch    Oct 3, 09:21 PM    #
  8. As a man, I feel both objectified and inadequate by the unrealistic images portrayed in today’s popular quilting media.


    NeonJesus    Oct 4, 10:33 AM    #
  9. Oh Neon Jesus, your making my sides hurt! I’d love to have a quilt like that made for my best gay.


    Denette    Oct 4, 07:58 PM    #
  10. that’s the third time in recent history I’ve seen the cowboy fabric, and my first reaction continues to be “My word, the chiggers they must get”


    Rootietoot    Oct 11, 10:11 AM    #
  11. That would be a beautiful quilt!


    Bonnie    Oct 11, 10:31 AM    #
  12. OH THANK YOU!

    I only had the one with the construction dudes. I’m stealing all the rest ;-)


    The Hedonistic Pleasureseeker    Oct 11, 07:26 PM    #

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