8 More Things
I was told to consider myself re-tagged.
So, eight more random things:
- I’ve been working on a re-design for this blog for over a month, and just can’t get motivated enough to finish the thing.
- I think I’m fucking hilarious. No one cracks me up more than me. However, this self-amusement makes me feel sort of egotistical.
- I am a collector of conspiracy theories. I love hearing what whacked out nonsense the paranoid among us are embracing from year to year. Love it. However, I’ve got very, very little patience with conspiracy nuts in person. This is because there are only two types of conspiracy nuts: folks that have clinical disorders, and sad folk that just wanna feel special. Now, if you’ve actually got a problem with paranoia, that sucks, and you have my sympathy but not necessarily my ear. If, however, you just want to feel like you’ve got Super Seekrit Squirrel knowledge, allowing you to peer beyond the veil of the normal reality you think the rest of mundane humanity is stuck with, you’re an asshole and I don’t wanna play with you. Seriously, though, if you need a framework of intrigue and ego-bolstering to see that a select group of people control an inordinate amount of resources, you’re a moron. Go play in traffic.
- We cook a lot of Mexican food. Or, more accurately, Tex Mex. Because people out here seem to be under the sad impression that peppers are evil.
- I actually have a full length mirror in the house again, which is weird. I think the last time that happened was in late 2003.
- I think I’m beginning to hate wireless networks. I just want to plug the damned thing in and have it work. None of this “searching for signal” nonsense.
- I prefer blue pens. Papermates. This sort of baffles my husband, who is a bit of a pen snob.
- I want to go swimming. It’s been a long time since I had access to a pool.
No more tagging. The buck stops here!
tags: internet 7 July, 07:59 PM
Meanwhile I’ve only been playing with the idea of redesigning my site. So, look at it this way—you’re way ahead of me. You win!
I think I’m hilarious and I am constantly told that people find me funny. The most frustrating thing for me is that the funny doesn’t translate to the web. Oh well. Someone has to be the boring one right? Makes people appreciate the non-boring even more. It’s a service I provide.
Given a choice, I only write with Pilot Precise fine point pens, in purple. But some crazy people don’t think purple is professional so second runner up is PP fine point in blue. This is so well known that when people see me writing with anything else, they actually comment on it. Kooky.
— patricia Jul 7, 09:40 PM #
Wow. That’s some well-trained pen people.
— Veronica Jul 8, 11:00 AM #
Peppers are love. If I’m not sweating, it’s not too hot. I have made Vietnamese people comment on how hot I like my food.
Pens I’m less picky about as long as they’re black. Blue doesn’t look right to me.
So what’s your current favorite conspiracy theory?
— Moira Jul 8, 01:52 PM #
Reptoids!!
— Veronica Jul 8, 03:14 PM #
YEAHHHHH!
— Blackamazon Jul 11, 07:43 AM #