Excuses, Excuses
Reasons not to blog this week:
- I don’t know anything about Steve Gilliard
- I don’t care about the Paris Hilton’s criminal record.
- There’s nothing I can say to make fun of Ron Paul that hasn’t already been said.
- If you talk smack about Putin, he has you disappeared.
- There’s no way I could top Sylvia’s visual aids.
- I can’t think of anything about Knocked Up that warrants the sort of in-depth spelunking for offense it’s gotten this week.
- I do not want an iPhone.
- I don’t care how many good deeds he’s done, I still hate Bono.
- I already had a TB shot last year.
- I’ve been busy.
7 June, 02:47 AM
reasons why i couldn’t comment on this entry this morning:
1. i had no idea who Steve Gilliard was.
2. Couldn’t care less about PH. Don’t care that she was out early. Don’t care she’s getting sent back in.
3. See #1.
6. Just glad I didn’t have to pay to see it. Free movie passes are the sh*t.
7. The Pearl. That’s what I want. Can’t afford to break contract yet w/ Sprint so I have another 8 months to go. ugh.
— patricia Jun 7, 06:53 PM #
Isn’t The Pearl a pirate ship?
— Veronica Jun 7, 07:50 PM #
The Pearl is where Johnny Depp and I are going to live out our years in lascivious bliss.
I didn’t know half the stuff you referenced, and am too damn lazy to find out. Time to refill the wine glass…
— more cowbell Jun 9, 12:12 AM #
who’s steve galliard? I’m glad I’m not the first to admit it.
— rootietoot Jun 9, 04:21 PM #
Uh. He was a blogger. I know that I’d seen his name before. But, that’s about it.
— Veronica Jun 9, 06:43 PM #